The Test Results Are Done and the Hair Sample is...

Bison Hair. Yep, the supposed Bigfoot hair sample turned out to be from an ordinary, deceased Bison. This news is somewhat disappointing, but not entirely unexpected. Now, mainstream science can go back to their close-minded views when it comes to Cryptozoology. It's amazing how one small hair sample can turn out to be from an ordinary animal and then the scientist can say "Let's let this thing die a natural death, let the world move [on]". Somehow the DNA results from this one hair sample single-handedly cancels out the decades of eye witness accounts, the tracks, the videos, the pictures, the sound recordings..... Etc. Also, these results will undoubtedly lead to the discrediting of all of the witnesses in the Yukon area that believe they saw Bigfoot. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am sure these people can tell the difference between a Bison and an unknown primate. As a matter of a fact, the last time I checked, Bison don't walk around on two legs.